My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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