My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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