Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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