At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
are you so shy because you have an std?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Still dying that you shit outside
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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