I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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