Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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