So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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