belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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