I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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