So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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