Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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