this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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