Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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