We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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