I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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