It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
even my farts smell like vagina
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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