I want to stick my p in your. b.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I understand Curling. That high.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You don't make any sense
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