Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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