So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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