gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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