How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
