You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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