I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Dear god my vagina.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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