OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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