Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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