i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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