A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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