You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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