I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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