dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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