boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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