even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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