what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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