I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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