nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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