NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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