I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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