I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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