that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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