i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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