Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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