Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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