I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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