between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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