did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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