NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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