just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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