Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He has the fingertips of a God
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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