Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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