I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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