what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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