i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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