How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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