some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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