I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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