is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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