god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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